What
do you call a kangaroo at the North Pole ?
A lost kangaroo ! What lights up a football
stadium ?
A football match !
Which football team
loves ice-cream ?
Aston Vanilla !
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon
out ? If you have a referee
in football, what do you have in
bowls ?Cornflakes ! How do you stop squirrels
playing football in the garden ?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !What
do you call a scared biscuit ?
A cowardy custard cream !
1 comment:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, I was really excited , waiting to see how google would cope with this blog ********* and oh my goodness was I right.
If you can make heads or tails of these questions and answers I shall be really amazed.
But if you can't just pop over to diddilydeedotsdreamland go to the Joshes and Jokes page and read them all properly.
Oh google why don't you ask zoomshare how they manage to make such good impressions, or bloglines, even spaces and thoughts, but I'm not sure on any others. xxx
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