Seligor's Castle would like to introduce you to Diddily Dee Dot, the bringer of Dreams for all the children in the family, and that is the reason I have called it Diddily Dee Dot's Dreamland. Like the castle it will be packed full of everything that children and their families enjoy. Film shows, rhymes, singing, games. everything. xxx Diddilydeedot in Dreamland.
Relics and rats cantrips and cats giraffes with short necks and kangaroos without flaps. Teapots and toads dead skunks and stoves terrible journies on ramshackle roads. Wombats with wings see-saws with stings these are just some of my favourite things. Relics and rats imps in straw hats maidens with cherries and silken cravattes. Kettles and kippers vicars and strippers chocolate ice cream and ladies with flippers. Fairies and foam griffin and gnome - fine in their place, but not in the home! Teapots and toads leprechauns in brogues cucumber coffee and squid a-la-mode. Owls baked in omelettes cats stuck in pelmets children on stilts and grannies in helmets Pigs in pink dresses tarts with dark tresses lime-flavoured ladders and foreign addresses Daisies that sing button that ping these are some more of my favourite things.
Based on translations from Kinder und Hausmarchen by Edgar Taylor and Marian Edwardes.
Once upon a time, a mouse, a bird, and a sausage, entered into partnership and set up house together. For a long time all went well; they lived in great comfort, and prospered so far as to be able to add considerably to their stores. The bird's duty was to fly daily into the wood and bring in fuel; the mouse fetched the water, and the sausage saw to the cooking.
Old Mother Goose when she wanted to wander, Would ride through the air on a very fine gander. Mother Goose had a house, 'twas built in a wood, Where an owl at the door for sentinel stood.
This is her son Jack, a plain looking lad, He is not very good, nor yet very bad. She sent him to market, A live goose he bought; "Here Mother," says he, "It will not go for nought."
Jack's goose and her gander grew very fond; They'd both eat together, Or swim in the pond. Jack found one morning as I have been told, His goose had laid him an egg of pure gold.
Jack sold his gold egg to a rogue of a Jew, Who cheated him out of the half of his due. The Jack went a courting a lady so gay, As fair as the lily, as sweet as the may.
Then old Mother Goose that instant came in, And turned her son Jack into famed Harlequin. The Jew and the Squire came behind his back, And began to belabour the sides of poor Jack.
She then with her wand touched the lady so fine And turned her at once into sweet Columbine. The gold egg into the sea was thrown in, When Jack jumped in and got it back again.
The Jew got the goose, which he vowed he would kill, Resolving at once his pockets to fill. Jack's mother came in, and caught the goose soon, And, mounting its back, flew back to the moon.
Barber,barber, shave a pig; How many hairs will make a wig? "Four and twenty, that's enough," Give the barber a pinch of snuff.
Bat, bat, come under my hat, And I'll give you a slice of bacon; And when I bake I'll give you a cake, If I am not mistaken.
Birch and green holly, boys, Birch and green holly, If you get beaten, boys, Twill be your own folly.
Come when you're called,
Do what you're bid,
Shut the door after you,
Never be chid.
Robin the Bobbin, the big greedy Ben, He ate more meat than four score men; He ate a cow, he ate a calf, He ate a butcher and a half; He ate a church, he ate a steeple, He ate the priest and all the people, And yet he complained he was hungry!
As I was going to Charing Cross I saw a man upon a black horse; They told me it was King Charles the First; Oh dear! my heart was ready to burst.
Bounce Buckram, velvet's dear; Christmas comes but once a year.
Sneeze on a Monday, sneeze for danger; Sneeze on a Tuesday, kiss a stranger; Sneeze on Wednesday, sneeze for a letter; Sneeze on a Thursday, something better; Sneeze on a Friday, sneeze for sorrow; Sneeze on a Saturday, see your sweetheart tomorrow.
What is the rhyme for porringer? The King he had a daughter fair, And gave the Prince of Orange her.
Cross patch, Draw the latch, Sit by the fire and spin; Take a cup, And drink it up, Then call your neighbours in.
For every evil under the sun There is a remedy or there is none. If ther be one try and find it;
If there be none never mind it.
My little old man and I fell out; I'll tell you what 'twas all about: I hade money and he had none, And that's the way the noise begun.
There was a little rabbit sprig Which, being little, was not big; He always walked upon his feet, And never fasted when he eat. When from a place he ran away He never at that place did stay. And when he ran, as I am told, He ne'er stood still for young or old; Though ne'er instructed by a cat, He knew a mouse was not a rat. One day, as I am certified, He took a whim and fairly died; And, as I'm told by men of sense He never has been walking since.