Wilma's Wishes
Wilma was fed up.
She was fed up with being ugly. She was fed up of traveling everywhere by broomstick and no one caring whether she got splinters in her bottom or not.
Wilma was fed up.
She had somehow managed to change her cat Tabitha into a weasel and no matter how she tried she couldn't change her back again, and now every time she tried to pick her up to give her a cuddle, all she got was bitten or scratched.
Wilma sat at her table, her breakfast before her, her favourite cold porridge with plenty of lumps in it and a cup of hot blackberry tea, she sighed deeply.

Wilma was fed up, she sighed again, how was a witch supposed to earn any money for food with no spells to sell and as if that wasn’t bad enough the other day she decided to go and visit the bats that lived beyond the Petrified Forest. To begin with she was almost knocked off her broomstick by some silly Trolls who were playing hoggy in the middle with a live hedgehog. Poor little hedgehog, he was not at all happy.
Then when she finally arrived at the bat cave all she found was a note pinned to the door of their cave, it looked like it had been written in blood.

It read:
"To whom it may concern
We are very sorry about this but we have decided
to emigrate to Africa to stay with our African cousins.
We are fed up with this cave it’s so cold in wintertime.
We don't really know when, or even if we shall
return but we’re afraid there will be no more Bat wings or
any more of our spare parts for years, maybe! "
We are very sorry about this but we have decided
to emigrate to Africa to stay with our African cousins.
We are fed up with this cave it’s so cold in wintertime.
We don't really know when, or even if we shall
return but we’re afraid there will be no more Bat wings or
any more of our spare parts for years, maybe! "
And that was it, Wilma stood looking at the small message for ages, they hadn’t even said goodbye, or even thanks for all your custom, why they could have added "We'll bring you back a piece of African rock, IF we return," at least that would have shown that they were going to miss her just a little.
“It's just not fair” Wilma said again while she added more lumps to her porridge.
“It's not right Spike, why can't I be a normal old lady instead of a witch, I am so tired of making spells and potions"
Wilma sat staring into the bowl, she let dollops of porridge drop off the spoon. It looked really dreadful which was usually how Wilma liked it, but not this morning.
She picked up the spoon and scooped out a big green dollop of gooseberry jam from the pot, she let it drop into the porridge and began to stir it round and round.
“Oh dear Spike, what am I going to do?” she groaned.
Wilma pushed the bowl away.
“Oh come on Wilma, stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something positive." she moaned as she sat there for a while looking at the pictures on the walls of her little cottage.
"Now that is what I would do if I had the chance Spike? I would have a lovely cottage like these pictures, with flowers and herbs growing all around.
"What else mistress?" Spike said, brushing up the few crumbs off the parlour floor.
" I really don't know Spike, but I'll tell you what I do know. I'm going for a nice, long walk in the woods." She got up from the chair, took off her pinny, collected her walking stick out of the kitchen and was ready to leave.
Spike started to follow her, he really loved going for a walk with his mistress instead of carrying the old lady everywhere on his handle, so he was a bit surprised when she picked him up and put him back in his corner.
“No, not today Spike, today you can stay here and mind the cottage while I'm gone.” Wilma said more cheerfully as she walked through the door. "oh yes and do try and keep an eye on Tabitha, we don't want her eating all our food. There's a good broom?” she added, patting Spike on his bristles.
Wilma smiled to herself, she really must try to change poor Tabitha back soon it can't be very nice being a weasel, especially as she still meowed like a cat.
Wilma closed the door behind her and made her way down the path and into the woods.

“Now that’s very funny” she said, “I've never noticed this here before, I wonder where it came from?”
It wasn't a very big well, yet it wasn't very small either. But it was a very pretty well, as though it had not been used for very much, pretty flowers decorated the sides. Maybe it wasn’t a well for water after all.
Wilma leant over the edge and looked inside, oh my, it really was very dark down there.
She bent down and picked up a stone off the path, then leaning back over the edge she threw the stone into the darkness. Not a sound for ages then crack, crunch, plop the stone landed with a splash.
"HOI, what do you think you're doing up there?” a voice bellowed from somewhere deep within the well.
Wilma jumped back almost hitting her head on the roof over the well. She was standing her arms over her mouth, her hair she was sure was standing on end.
Then the well spoke again; “Oh that’s nice, that really is very nice, you tell me if you would like it, if someone came along and threw half a brick down on your head?”
Wilma took a step towards the well all the colour had drained from her face, “phew, I don't believe it” she said straining her neck forward to try and see who was down there, it was probably a grumpy old Genie, who was certain to be the well's spirit.
She crept a little closer then leaning over the edge she whispered. “I'm terribly sorry
Mr. er, mm Well, but how was I to know someone was down there.”
A faint light appeared inside the well, Wilma peered over the edge and into the water below; all she could see was the faint outline of what looked like a little old man and her own reflection and nothing else at all.
"O my goodness me I thought it was a lady I was talking too," the well said with a slight laugh in it's voice, "but now I’m not so sure, I mean you are a bit strange looking, aren’t you?”
Poor Wilma stood there open-mouthed she didn’t know what to say she just continued to look into the well. Then when she got herself together she spoke quite harshly at him.
“I really don’t know what to say to that remark, whoever you are, but I do think it’s time you learnt some manners”.
Wilma heard a chuckle coming up through the dim light. “Ok then,” he said, “I take it you are a witch by the look of you, I’ve heard there are quite a few in this part of Wales?”

“I wish there were, there is only me left now, well this side of Cefn Meiriadog. All the others have left and gone to England. The caves are also empty now the bats have gone to Florida or somewhere like that and the dragons have all up and left to go skiing in the Alps. No Point in anyone staying here any more."
An expression of sadness crossed her face; What the well had said was really hurtful.
She knew she wasn't the prettiest witch around but she wasn't that ugly, more plain and unfussy really.
She wiped away the hair that had fallen over her face, a small tear glistened in the corner of her eye.

“Hey if you carry on sitting up there with that sad look upon your face your going to frighten all my customers away.”
“What customers, I don’t see anyone else but me and I’m not going to pay for your mucky water?”
“Mucky water, I'll have you know Witchy Babe that this, here water, is magic water, not just any old muck that you get from the tap.”
“Oh yea, and my Tabitha is still a cat,” Wilma sneered. “You'll be telling me next that you're a Wishing Well."
Wilma began to laugh, she liked the sound of laughter, she hadn’t laughed for ages.
“And what may I ask is wrong with being a Wishing Well? Why its better than being a grumpy old witch and that's for sure.”
“Old witch?” Said Wilma. “I’m not that old and you’d be grumpy if you had had to go through all the troubles I’ve had these last few weeks.
“The thing is witchy, troubles or no troubles, who these days wants a witch when they can have wishes instead?
Wow that has a rather a nice ring to it, don't you think?”
“That is what I mean,” Wilma said. "Who needs a witch any more? Almost no one! I was fed up before I left the cottage and now I am almost past caring. I might as well just throw myself into you and end it all.”

“I wouldn't do that,” declared the well. “I happen to be very fussy about who does and doesn't go swimming about in me.”
“Well what else can I do?” Wilma cried a small tear running down her cheek. “You said it yourself I'm old and ugly, no one wants my spells any more. I can't even get the ingredients to make the recipes up any more. The bats have emigrated to Africa, the dragons are away skiing in the Alps and I haven’t seen a single newt or slimy toad in weeks and all the frogs have become princes." She sighed and continued.
My cat is a weasel, Spike my broom is that old his handle gives me splinters in my bottom.”
She gave another deep sigh. “So I ask you, what is there left for me to do?”
“You could always have those three wishes I offered,” said the well.
“Just like that, no strings attached like Pinocchio.” Wilma raised her eyebrows and frowned.
“Of course there’s a price, there’s always a price you don’t get anything for nothing these days”
“Don't I know it, why ten drops of dragons blood now cost almost two shillings, it has nearly doubled since Christmas. Mind you there are not as many dragons about now as there used to be either.”
Wilma smiled, "yet they can't be short of a few pennies if they can afford to go skiing in the French Alps.”
Wilma cast a thoughtful look down the well.
“What’s your price then?" She asked. “How much does three wishes cost.”
“Oh it won't cost you any money.” The well replied. “All you have to do is tell me what your wishes are and why you want them, and then I decide if you can have them or not.”
Wilma sat and thought for a moment, as a witch she usually worked her own magic but for some reason it was difficult to decide now that someone else was offering them to her.
“Hm well I think for my first wish, I would like Tabitha changed back into a cat again, she

“Then for my second wish," she stroked her long drooping chin. “Yes for my second wish I would like to change my old broom Spike into a shiny new vacuum cleaner, one with no splinters.”
“Well I’m not so sure about this wish," the well said quietly, "I mean what would you fly around on, you would have to walk every where, and what about Spike would he want to be vacuum cleaner?” said the well.
“Ah yes I know that,” said Wilma smiling. “But you see for my last wish, if it wasn’t too difficult, I would like to become an ordinary lady with lovely curls and gold slippers for my feet, no longer a witch but someone who has her little cottage in the woods. People would come to me for their fresh herbs and spices and remedies for their colds and chill-blains,” she started to dance around as she thought of all the wonderful things she would like, I could sell the remedies and they wouldn’t be frightened of me anymore. I could even invite them in for tea. But then again that is far more than three wishes, it's loads." She said turning round to face the well again, laughing and smiling happily. "Yes they would be my three wishes”
But the well wasn’t there, nothing just the path not a trace of it anywhere, vanished into thin air. Wilma sat on a rock and smiled to herself small tears running down her face.

Slowly she got up from the rock and as she did so, something glittered on her feet. Gone were her old black pair of boots, instead she was wearing slippers of golden thread, sparkling in the suns rays as they shone through the trees. Then she noticed her skirt and her blouse, Her skirt was a lovely grey like Tabitha and she had a cardigan of red and a blouse of yellow with little flowers round the borders. “Oh my goodness,” cried Wilma as she started running back along the path towards her cottage.
She stopped running as she turned the bend in the path for there sitting on the doorstep of Wilma's little cottage, purring loudly was Tabitha. She was surrounded by little gardens full of herbs and flowers.

“Its so pretty, so, so pretty,” she kept saying over and over again as she walked around admiring all her new plants. Tabitha followed her rubbing her body along her new skirt, “oh Tabitha it’s so good to have you back again," Wilma said, bending down and picking her up.
Tabitha purred loudly and gave a long meeeooowww as Wilma opened the cottage door.
Slowly, very slowly Wilma walked over to the mirror hanging on the wall at the bottom of the stairs, she had to feel her way around her furniture for she had her eyes tight shut. Then holding her breath she slowly opened them.
"Oh my, thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. Well.”
For there in the mirror stood a beautiful, white haired lady with smiles in her eyes and dimples in her cheeks, and a chin that was round and smooth and no longer pointed. Wilma started to cry but then she heard some one coughing in the corner.

“Spike, Spike, you’re still here, you’re not a vacuum cleaner.” She picked him up and spun him round the room like they were dancing. “Oh I am so glad it is you I was beginning to wish I had never wished for you to be changed.”
“Shush” said Spike quietly, “never say anything about wishes, you never

Wilma just sat there in her chair, reading her book, in her beautiful cottage, with it's beautiful gardens thinking that she was the happiest witch, no lady in the whole wide world.
