The Cow swam under the Boat,
The Little Fish laughed to see such Fun,
And the Grey Goat buttoned her coat.

If you saw a goat buttoned in a coat;
If you saw a rat dressed up in a hat;
If you saw a lamb take a slice of ham;
If you saw a bear combing out its hair;
If you saw an ox opening a box;
If you saw a pig eat a nice new fig;
If you saw a mouse throwing down a house;
If you saw a stag picking up a rag;
If you saw a cow make a pretty bow;
If you saw a fly take its slate and cry-You would surely say, "What peculiar play!"
Or would surely sing, "What a funny thing!"
Enjoy! says Mama Lisa